9 Phrases Women Use

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Argu ments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back
to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you
will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F***YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.